I'm thinking of changing up the blog to include food, music and some other random shit...I guess basically making this blog my own little corner of the internet...
I haven't posted a new review in a while cause im pondering what to fucking do...
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
More like...FUCK YES GRILL
Fajitas Grill
568 Springmart Blvd Ste, 1300
Brownsville, Texas
(956)350-2200
Well, Pala and her boy were eating and sent me a text asking if I was hungry. I replied "yes" and thus, I recieved some tacos from some place she was at. They were good and she mentioned where they were from but I was busy at work and just let it be. So, some times passes and Hip wants some flautas. We make a wrong turn and end up by Fajitas Grill. Hip pulls in and we get out and she was all skeptical. The waiter, Raul, was super nice. He answered all our questions and eases Hip into eating there. Me, I didn't really give a shit cause I was hungry. Like any other mexican food place, no refills (only on tea), badass mexican sodas, and tea. I order a tea and they serve us a huge ass glass which makes me happy. Now, the whole time Raul is being badass. He brings us our salsa, which the green was the best, our tortilla chips, lemons, and the such. To my surprise, Raul brings us some bowl with guacamole. What is awesome is that it is unmixed and Hip gets a bit and mixes it without onion and I can mix all I want together. We ordered a thing called the Sencilla "para 2" and ask for white cheese to be added. Raul bring us some beans. Now, being from South Texas and eating at so many mexican restaurants, usually, they don't give a shit about the beans. Well, this place does. I was suprised they tasted good alone, and even better when I added some green salsa and a pinch of salt. Teamed up with some tostadas, this shit was good. This next sentence way sound weird or gross, but I don't give a shit and I'm going to say it. Even the bean water was delicious! ha ha ha. I added some crushed chips and ate it like that. They also brought us a small amount of rice...but it kinda sucked. Not too much flavor, Raul pops up with our food and I marvel at it. Hip gets her fork and digs in and I get all giddy when this happens...
AWWWW YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Now, that is some epic shit that belongs up there with blow jobs, firecrackers, and getting records in the mail! The fajtita is nicely seasoned and soft. Not too soft where it falls apart but lets you savour it as you chew through it. The chicken fajita is tender and I liked it, but Hip thought it sucked. And, the sausage was a nice little side item to have. I made a few tacos of fajita, guacamole, grilled onions, green salsa, and some rice. Try it out!
I rate this place a 7/10 and a thumbs up. I was surprised at the great service Raul offered but, like always my gripe is on refills...but nothing else. I gave it a 7 cause I haven't tried other menu items. I recommend this place if you're going to chill with some friends. Funny thing is that the tvs they had on, were playing 1000 ways to die and powerpuff girls ha ha ha. Remember to tip Raul if you get him well.
Chuck
"Cibatta Of Ghouls"
*quick side note*
They told me during the upcoming playoff games, they will have 1.50 domestic bottle beers, half priced botanas, and half priced sencilla plates (which is what we ordered)!!!!
A nice view of the cheese covered food, the small bean bowl, and the guacamole bowl. Check out how huge the tea glass looks!
568 Springmart Blvd Ste, 1300
Brownsville, Texas
(956)350-2200
Well, Pala and her boy were eating and sent me a text asking if I was hungry. I replied "yes" and thus, I recieved some tacos from some place she was at. They were good and she mentioned where they were from but I was busy at work and just let it be. So, some times passes and Hip wants some flautas. We make a wrong turn and end up by Fajitas Grill. Hip pulls in and we get out and she was all skeptical. The waiter, Raul, was super nice. He answered all our questions and eases Hip into eating there. Me, I didn't really give a shit cause I was hungry. Like any other mexican food place, no refills (only on tea), badass mexican sodas, and tea. I order a tea and they serve us a huge ass glass which makes me happy. Now, the whole time Raul is being badass. He brings us our salsa, which the green was the best, our tortilla chips, lemons, and the such. To my surprise, Raul brings us some bowl with guacamole. What is awesome is that it is unmixed and Hip gets a bit and mixes it without onion and I can mix all I want together. We ordered a thing called the Sencilla "para 2" and ask for white cheese to be added. Raul bring us some beans. Now, being from South Texas and eating at so many mexican restaurants, usually, they don't give a shit about the beans. Well, this place does. I was suprised they tasted good alone, and even better when I added some green salsa and a pinch of salt. Teamed up with some tostadas, this shit was good. This next sentence way sound weird or gross, but I don't give a shit and I'm going to say it. Even the bean water was delicious! ha ha ha. I added some crushed chips and ate it like that. They also brought us a small amount of rice...but it kinda sucked. Not too much flavor, Raul pops up with our food and I marvel at it. Hip gets her fork and digs in and I get all giddy when this happens...
AWWWW YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Now, that is some epic shit that belongs up there with blow jobs, firecrackers, and getting records in the mail! The fajtita is nicely seasoned and soft. Not too soft where it falls apart but lets you savour it as you chew through it. The chicken fajita is tender and I liked it, but Hip thought it sucked. And, the sausage was a nice little side item to have. I made a few tacos of fajita, guacamole, grilled onions, green salsa, and some rice. Try it out!
I rate this place a 7/10 and a thumbs up. I was surprised at the great service Raul offered but, like always my gripe is on refills...but nothing else. I gave it a 7 cause I haven't tried other menu items. I recommend this place if you're going to chill with some friends. Funny thing is that the tvs they had on, were playing 1000 ways to die and powerpuff girls ha ha ha. Remember to tip Raul if you get him well.
Chuck
"Cibatta Of Ghouls"
*quick side note*
They told me during the upcoming playoff games, they will have 1.50 domestic bottle beers, half priced botanas, and half priced sencilla plates (which is what we ordered)!!!!
A nice view of the cheese covered food, the small bean bowl, and the guacamole bowl. Check out how huge the tea glass looks!
I'm back bitches!
So, I have a fuck ton of unpublished posts for this blog. I have been neglecting most of the shit in my life to deal with school and other superficial shit, but now I got the time to update this more often. I may scrap the old posts and redo the format. I am also making some stickers to advertise the blog but I need some photoshop help. More on that later. Anyways, I recently joined the 21st century and got a new cellphone. I now will be including pictures of the dishes, as well as other shit too! The next post will be up either tonight or tomorrow. stay tuned!
Chuck
"Unholy Crepe"
Done by Krystal ha ha ha
Chuck
"Unholy Crepe"
Done by Krystal ha ha ha
Friday, August 28, 2009
My Record is 13....
Taquito Express
744 BOCA CHICA BLVD
BROWNSVILLE, TX 78520
Alright, this place is one of my favorite restaurants in Brownsville. I first come across this place cause I wanted tacos but I was tired of Mr. Taco and didn't feel like eating Ultimo Taco. Hip and I go here alot. I mention this place to anyone who asks about tacos and back in pretty well. I first went to this place to get food to go. I asked for a potato (I love baked potatos) and Hip got some toastads. I asked the dude how big they were and said normal size. We get back to Hip's house and i bust open the to go plate and this fucking beast of a potato is waiting for me with melted cheese, sour cream, and cut up bistek. I dug in and the potato was cooked perfect, the bistek seasoned just right, and the sour cream was just enough. Now, if you ever been to Rudy's and had the potato...Fuck those! THESE RIGHT HERE KILLS THOSE. If I had to compare these two together...the Taquito Express taco is like getting a blow job from Megan Fox, and the rudys is like getting a gummer from your Joan Rivers. So, I return once more to try the tacos. all you can eat taco for 6 bucks. Really?! YES REALLY! Any combination you want. Bistek, Trompo, Molleja, Pollo, or fajita wait your choosing. Now, your thinking...they probably skimp out on the meat. NOPE. This tacos are packed. They start you off with eight and give you a plate of onions. Best of all...The tortillas are not fried in grease. Great if you are all health nut or something. The service there is great and they are rather fast. At times you sit and order and get your soda and tacos within the 5 minuted you are there. Usually we try to out eat each other when we go here for tacos. So far this is how it goes on records...
Chuck - 13
Marzipan - 12
Hip - 6 (ha h ha)
Enforcer - 15!!!
Snake - 11
The place gets a thumbs up and is rated 8/10. It would be a total ten if they had refills on sodas but most taco places don't. Also, the one plate I ordered that was bad were the panchos. Stay clear of those. Also, if you get a potato, order a pirata de harina with it. Those things are just wonderful!
-Chuck
"Screaming for Vegtables"
744 BOCA CHICA BLVD
BROWNSVILLE, TX 78520
Alright, this place is one of my favorite restaurants in Brownsville. I first come across this place cause I wanted tacos but I was tired of Mr. Taco and didn't feel like eating Ultimo Taco. Hip and I go here alot. I mention this place to anyone who asks about tacos and back in pretty well. I first went to this place to get food to go. I asked for a potato (I love baked potatos) and Hip got some toastads. I asked the dude how big they were and said normal size. We get back to Hip's house and i bust open the to go plate and this fucking beast of a potato is waiting for me with melted cheese, sour cream, and cut up bistek. I dug in and the potato was cooked perfect, the bistek seasoned just right, and the sour cream was just enough. Now, if you ever been to Rudy's and had the potato...Fuck those! THESE RIGHT HERE KILLS THOSE. If I had to compare these two together...the Taquito Express taco is like getting a blow job from Megan Fox, and the rudys is like getting a gummer from your Joan Rivers. So, I return once more to try the tacos. all you can eat taco for 6 bucks. Really?! YES REALLY! Any combination you want. Bistek, Trompo, Molleja, Pollo, or fajita wait your choosing. Now, your thinking...they probably skimp out on the meat. NOPE. This tacos are packed. They start you off with eight and give you a plate of onions. Best of all...The tortillas are not fried in grease. Great if you are all health nut or something. The service there is great and they are rather fast. At times you sit and order and get your soda and tacos within the 5 minuted you are there. Usually we try to out eat each other when we go here for tacos. So far this is how it goes on records...
Chuck - 13
Marzipan - 12
Hip - 6 (ha h ha)
Enforcer - 15!!!
Snake - 11
The place gets a thumbs up and is rated 8/10. It would be a total ten if they had refills on sodas but most taco places don't. Also, the one plate I ordered that was bad were the panchos. Stay clear of those. Also, if you get a potato, order a pirata de harina with it. Those things are just wonderful!
-Chuck
"Screaming for Vegtables"
review i am working on....
I've been working and crammin' for school. So, I have yet to update this thing. I will be doing this soon. This is what is coming up...
taquito express
cafe shiraz
and a few other posts.
-chuck
"Eat, Fight, And Fuck"
taquito express
cafe shiraz
and a few other posts.
-chuck
"Eat, Fight, And Fuck"
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Didn't I Eat This Before?
Asia Buffet
251 E Morrison Rd
Brownsville, TX
78526-3373
So, once again me and hip were hungry driving around for some reason. Work has been talking about this place since it opened, so I told hip to go there. The place walking in look like Lin's and the door has a sign saying "Lunch 10% off". We walk in and pay 11 bucks (damn, good thing they had the 10% off cause I didn't know I was going to have enough). I sit down and this ok looking asian with breasts and no butt comes up for out drink order. I order my Dr. Pepper as I stare at her hickey on her neck. I get up scan the food....Usual shit. Fruit, chicken nuggets, rice, fish, sushi, grill, pizza, rice. MEH. Same shit. Now, I was expecting some new shit, but atleast some new tastes. Everything I tried seemed if they bought it from the same suppliers from every other asaian buffet place. As we ate overhearing the conversation about breasts between the coaches from vella middle school the next table over, I got up and looked for some non-fish sushi. Turns out they had some weird wasabi, avacado, cream cheese, and ginger roll. I shoved it in my mouth and gagged. Crapped sucked. I don't even like fish so why I wanted to try this at the time is beyond me. The service was good, but as usual you ask someone for something and you get blank stares cause of the language barrier. I ate. I leave. Nothing New.
5/10. Meh. This is the same shit you can get anywhere else. If you like Lin's, go there, if you are near the area and want Lin's, just go to Asia Buffet. But! Go to Tasty's to get some Potstickers on Buffet!!!!!
-chuck
"Slaves (of the Croissan'Wich)"
251 E Morrison Rd
Brownsville, TX
78526-3373
So, once again me and hip were hungry driving around for some reason. Work has been talking about this place since it opened, so I told hip to go there. The place walking in look like Lin's and the door has a sign saying "Lunch 10% off". We walk in and pay 11 bucks (damn, good thing they had the 10% off cause I didn't know I was going to have enough). I sit down and this ok looking asian with breasts and no butt comes up for out drink order. I order my Dr. Pepper as I stare at her hickey on her neck. I get up scan the food....Usual shit. Fruit, chicken nuggets, rice, fish, sushi, grill, pizza, rice. MEH. Same shit. Now, I was expecting some new shit, but atleast some new tastes. Everything I tried seemed if they bought it from the same suppliers from every other asaian buffet place. As we ate overhearing the conversation about breasts between the coaches from vella middle school the next table over, I got up and looked for some non-fish sushi. Turns out they had some weird wasabi, avacado, cream cheese, and ginger roll. I shoved it in my mouth and gagged. Crapped sucked. I don't even like fish so why I wanted to try this at the time is beyond me. The service was good, but as usual you ask someone for something and you get blank stares cause of the language barrier. I ate. I leave. Nothing New.
5/10. Meh. This is the same shit you can get anywhere else. If you like Lin's, go there, if you are near the area and want Lin's, just go to Asia Buffet. But! Go to Tasty's to get some Potstickers on Buffet!!!!!
-chuck
"Slaves (of the Croissan'Wich)"
This Is Like Lesbian Sex In My Mouth!
Rutledge Burgers
1126 E. Washington St.
Brownsville, Texas
78520
So, me and Hip had to go downtown. It seems when I was a kid I ate here with my mom but as I got older I thought I was looking into someone's house. Anyways, we were downtown and I saw the burger sign and was like "What the fuck is a burger sign doing there", Hip informed me of the hole in the wall known as..SUPER AWESOME HUNGER DEVASTAING NUCLEAR BURGERS OF SATAN, or also known as Rutledge. So this place has been open since 1924 and uses the same grill. We walk into what seems to be a hallway and sit on a table bolted into the wall. This place is fucking small and hot. You can't stand in the middle and stick your arms out cause it;s that cramp. Well, we order our usual Dr. Peppers and look over the menu. Standard stuff. I order a burger with cheese and Ham. Yes! FUCKING SLICED HAM IN MY BURGER! So, I order two for myself. They come in that paper with the grease on it that when you look at it and you think, "fuck me, awesome". The meats juciy, the ham is cooked to that crispy goodness, and for 2.10 a pop, they are worth it. If the burgers were a bit bigger, shit would be amazing, but the size isn't that important when you taste these. Well, you'd be kinda pissed when you finish them. I recommend this if you are downtown, don't want churchs, and can stand eating somewhere with no air con. If you are a whiny bitch, get the fuck off my blog.
7/10 Good Burgers, but nothing else on the menu made me want to try it. If you are really hungry stay away from this place since each item is sold seperately, plus I didn't see any combos.
-chuck
"Tabasco Funeral"
1126 E. Washington St.
Brownsville, Texas
78520
So, me and Hip had to go downtown. It seems when I was a kid I ate here with my mom but as I got older I thought I was looking into someone's house. Anyways, we were downtown and I saw the burger sign and was like "What the fuck is a burger sign doing there", Hip informed me of the hole in the wall known as..SUPER AWESOME HUNGER DEVASTAING NUCLEAR BURGERS OF SATAN, or also known as Rutledge. So this place has been open since 1924 and uses the same grill. We walk into what seems to be a hallway and sit on a table bolted into the wall. This place is fucking small and hot. You can't stand in the middle and stick your arms out cause it;s that cramp. Well, we order our usual Dr. Peppers and look over the menu. Standard stuff. I order a burger with cheese and Ham. Yes! FUCKING SLICED HAM IN MY BURGER! So, I order two for myself. They come in that paper with the grease on it that when you look at it and you think, "fuck me, awesome". The meats juciy, the ham is cooked to that crispy goodness, and for 2.10 a pop, they are worth it. If the burgers were a bit bigger, shit would be amazing, but the size isn't that important when you taste these. Well, you'd be kinda pissed when you finish them. I recommend this if you are downtown, don't want churchs, and can stand eating somewhere with no air con. If you are a whiny bitch, get the fuck off my blog.
7/10 Good Burgers, but nothing else on the menu made me want to try it. If you are really hungry stay away from this place since each item is sold seperately, plus I didn't see any combos.
-chuck
"Tabasco Funeral"
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