worse than having micheal j fox open your beer...

Mimi's Cafe
I'm not posting a fucking address cause it's letting you know where the fuck this shit hole is....

So, here goes. Me and Hip were on our way to Mac-town to do some shopping and other random shit. On the recommendation of The Bear, we decide on going to Mimi's cafe. The place looks pretty nice, with a somewhat patio are for dining consisting of just 3 tables. The place has a the decor of New Orleans style gumbo, creole, salsa, zydeco whatever the fuck. We walk in and stand there and wait to be seated. So for a minute we are there and the wait staff is walking by us. Another couple walks in and stands there and in the next 30 seconds the host walks up and seats them, and as she is walking away asks "Were you going to eat here too?". Well, no shit you dumb bitch. I came in more to look at the beautiful artwork you had and was hoping for info on where your supplier gets wonderful pieces of southern style art! We get seated by a dude who has a tie too small for his girth and we scan the menu. I literally saw nothing that was really tempting. But, I came across a chicken sandwich that looked delicious. I don't even remember what the fuck hip had cause the shit sucked too. Anyways, I get my Dr. Pepper and bullshit with Hip about stuff. Our food comes and we just look at it. I am kinda weary about it, and I take my first bite. I chew and stop and look at hip who hasn't even cut her food yet. She looks at me and just says "It sucks?". NOPE. IT FUCKING BLOWS. The bland as chicken has no flavor and the only thing i can even taste is something I don't know what it is but it taste like cardboard. Hip eats her's and just sighs. Now, I love food and in the history of me eating at restaurants...I HAVE NEVER RETURNED A PLATE. NEVER NEVER NEVER. I'm sitting there and try another bite trying to maybe think to myself its good. I fail at that and when the waiter returns I tell him how bad the food is. I ask for something different. I ordered something else that i dont even fucking remember. I sat there looking at my 2nd failed meal. I drank the soda to wash out the taste. I sat there looking around at the other shit people were eating and how in the fuck they were enjoying it. I also then realized Hip and I were the only people under the age of 60 there (besides the staff). I left my food, paid my bill and walked out....

All in all, I rate this place a huge fuck you. this place sucked more ass than a old man doing a rusty trumpet. I vow never to go back to this place. The Bear told me to go back and have the chicken pot pie. but if i wanted that shit I'd just go to HEB.