Didn't I Eat This Before?

Asia Buffet
251 E Morrison Rd
Brownsville, TX
78526-3373

So, once again me and hip were hungry driving around for some reason. Work has been talking about this place since it opened, so I told hip to go there. The place walking in look like Lin's and the door has a sign saying "Lunch 10% off". We walk in and pay 11 bucks (damn, good thing they had the 10% off cause I didn't know I was going to have enough). I sit down and this ok looking asian with breasts and no butt comes up for out drink order. I order my Dr. Pepper as I stare at her hickey on her neck. I get up scan the food....Usual shit. Fruit, chicken nuggets, rice, fish, sushi, grill, pizza, rice. MEH. Same shit. Now, I was expecting some new shit, but atleast some new tastes. Everything I tried seemed if they bought it from the same suppliers from every other asaian buffet place. As we ate overhearing the conversation about breasts between the coaches from vella middle school the next table over, I got up and looked for some non-fish sushi. Turns out they had some weird wasabi, avacado, cream cheese, and ginger roll. I shoved it in my mouth and gagged. Crapped sucked. I don't even like fish so why I wanted to try this at the time is beyond me. The service was good, but as usual you ask someone for something and you get blank stares cause of the language barrier. I ate. I leave. Nothing New.

5/10. Meh. This is the same shit you can get anywhere else. If you like Lin's, go there, if you are near the area and want Lin's, just go to Asia Buffet. But! Go to Tasty's to get some Potstickers on Buffet!!!!!

-chuck
"Slaves (of the Croissan'Wich)"